humor—Share Five jokes

No.1

I was very nervous when I started learning to drive.
Wait for the red light at the crossroads
Later came to the green light, a nervous forget to step on the gas pedal.
The coach turned to look at me and said, “what’s the matter? No color you like? “

No.2

Someone bought a watch on the Internet, the quality is very good!
It’s good to fall off a cliff,
But the man died…

No.3

At the beginning of a school, the principal made a speech and talked about a lot of problems.
On school cleaning, the principal said:
“Last year’s cleaning was done by the first grade students, so it’s the second grade students’ turn this year.”
Second year student: “wtf!?”

No.4

A child I asked him to dance, he said weakly: I will not.
I said: boys should be confident and bold.
As a result, he called out arrogantly: I won’t!

No.5

In junior high school, I especially like surfing the Internet. In order to prevent me from skipping classes and surfing the Internet, my father said that from Monday to Friday, there were police in the Internet bar to catch minors surfing the Internet
Once, I played truant and ran to the Internet bar to surf the Internet. As a result, a group of police came in and arrested several people in the Internet cafe. I thought it was the minors who got online.
At that time, I was very scared. When the police didn’t pay attention, I slipped out and ran. As a result, the police found out and sent two policemen to chase me.
I ran as hard as I could, and ran to the school. As a result, our whole school was closed down to catch me.
Later, I learned that the five men were arrested for robbing and injuring people with knives.
Finally, I heard from my father that the five people were beaten up in the police station just to find out where I was.

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